{"id":161,"date":"2007-04-19T21:19:31","date_gmt":"2007-04-20T05:19:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stwallskull.com\/blog\/?p=161"},"modified":"2007-05-01T11:53:45","modified_gmt":"2007-05-01T19:53:45","slug":"700-things-pirates-10-ol-pinkeye","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stwallskull.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/19\/700-things-pirates-10-ol-pinkeye\/","title":{"rendered":"700 Things: (Pirates) #10: Ol&#8217; Pinkeye"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my contribution to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/groups\/700pirates\/\">700 Pirates<\/a> project from the larger <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/groups\/700\/\">700 Things<\/a> project. <\/p>\n<p>Pirate #10: Ol&#8217; Pinkeye.<\/p>\n<p>As with many pirates, Ol&#8217; Pinkeye was shanghaied at an early age, forced to serve under the infamous Captain Bilgewater as a cabin boy on his decrepit vessel The Syphilitic Sue. An orphan all his life, Ol&#8217; Pinkeye had no home to long for, and circumstance made him a fast home of the seven seas. <\/p>\n<p>His inflamed eye is not the product of conjunctivitis, as his name would imply. He actually is a victim of eye-scurvy&#8230; indeed, it could easily be cured with citrus, and Ol&#8217; Pinkeye is well aware of this. However, Ol&#8217; Pinkeye refuses to eat anything but salted pork and that which the sea provides, raw weepy eyeball be damned.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/stwalley\/465763014\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stwallskull.com\/blog\/images\/700_pirates_10olpinkeye.jpg\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s my contribution to the 700 Pirates project from the larger 700 Things project. Pirate #10: Ol&#8217; Pinkeye. As with many pirates, Ol&#8217; Pinkeye was shanghaied at an early age, forced to serve under the infamous Captain Bilgewater as a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.stwallskull.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/19\/700-things-pirates-10-ol-pinkeye\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-700-things","category-stwallskulls-comics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paZfX-2B","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stwallskull.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stwallskull.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stwallskull.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stwallskull.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stwallskull.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.stwallskull.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stwallskull.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stwallskull.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stwallskull.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}