{"id":551,"date":"2008-01-09T11:22:05","date_gmt":"2008-01-09T19:22:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stwallskull.com\/blog\/?p=551"},"modified":"2010-01-05T07:56:26","modified_gmt":"2010-01-05T15:56:26","slug":"noslo-cartoons-and-games","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stwallskull.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/09\/noslo-cartoons-and-games\/","title":{"rendered":"NOSLO Cartoons and Games"},"content":{"rendered":"

I recently built 3 new “Sack of Joy” features for the website NOSLO.com<\/a> at the company I work for as a flash developer\/animator (OLSON<\/a>)… I built a number of them the previously which are also below. Send ’em to your friends<\/a> and spread the joy, if you’re inclined:<\/p>\n

Sack of Joy #12: The Dancing Peanut Apparition<\/a><\/p>\n

An innocent sandwich was perhaps this nut\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s tragedy, drown\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d in tears and raspberry preserves. However, freed from the shell of this mortal coil, his addled spirit nevertheless finds ample cause for rejoicing. Behold his ectoplasmic dance of joy on the cobblestone pavement of yesteryear. Joyous NOSLO!<\/p>\n

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Sack of Joy #13: Hackyhead<\/a><\/p>\n

If only we could all kick the angry, spitting heads of our evil dopplegangers! Fortunately for you, we have constructed a surrogate; our flickering amusement aspires to serve you in this futile but somehow deeply satisfying exercise! Unleash your subconscious agressions upon the gentleman\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s duplicate noggin, as if this head was the very one which lay neatly upon your own sinister double\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s yawning neck stalk. Joyous NOSLO!<\/p>\n

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Sack of Joy #14: Abraham Liquid\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Haberdasher<\/a><\/p>\n

So charming, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll surely wish to melt down your last pennies. This steam-powered Lanterna Magica will amaze and astound you, as you behold nothing less than the realistic sensation of a man donning a tall hat. So real you can almost smell the perspiration on the beaverskin brim. Let not the hat-spoiling fish befuddle your efforts! May Our Mr. Liquid\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s wavy head forever flow!<\/p>\n

Please do note that this is no mere amusement; indeed, play through and come to know nothing less than the truth of your own character.<\/p>\n

Joyous NOSLO!<\/p>\n

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Here are the Sacks of Joy I made for the previous NOSLO season:<\/p>\n

Sack of Joy #1: Joyous NOSLO Song<\/a><\/p>\n

Come spread the spirit and sacks of Joyous NOSLO, the holiday of the future, with this rousing NOSLO carol.<\/p>\n

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Sack of Joy #2: The Soul Seal<\/a><\/p>\n

No one can resist the charms of The Soul Seal. Joyous NOSLO!<\/p>\n

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Sack of Joy #3: Snowcat<\/a><\/p>\n

The flying feline of the frozen frontier. Joyous NOSLO!<\/p>\n

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Sack of Joy #4: Come Take a Trip in My Airship<\/a><\/p>\n

An animated plea for aerial romance from a more innocent era. Joyous NOSLO!<\/p>\n

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Sack of Joy #5: The Mustache Game<\/a><\/p>\n

Are you man enough (or facial-hair-challenged woman enough) to triumph over the challenges of the mustache game? Only one way to find out. Joyous NOSLO!<\/p>\n

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Sack of Joy #6: Fuzzy Love<\/a><\/p>\n

An animated fuzzball expresses affection in a manner congruous to his deeply damaged fur-lined psyche. Joyous NOSLO!<\/p>\n

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Sack of Joy #7: In Space No One Can Hear You<\/a><\/p>\n

An animated astronaut explores the aural possibilities of deep space exploration. Joyous NOSLO!<\/p>\n

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Sack of Joy #8: The Magical Unicorn<\/a><\/p>\n

Magic! Sparkles! Fancy! The delirious joy that can only be expressed through a unicorn and a rainbow, or through inhaling fumes of magic glitter glue in a confined space. Joyous NOSLO!<\/p>\n

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Sack of Joy #9: The Fractal Weasel Tree<\/a><\/p>\n

Traditions! No Joyous NOSLO holiday would be complete without summoning and chopping down a Fractal Weasel Tree. Joyous joy! Joyous NOSLO!<\/p>\n

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Sack of Joy #10: The Marshmallow-Loving Chihuahua Vs. The Teacup<\/a><\/p>\n

Whether you lean towards oolong, jasmine or mint you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll feel compelled beyond your own will to help this marshmallow-loving chihuahua defeat the sinister teacup. Joyous NOSLO!<\/p>\n

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Sack of Joy #11: The Little Blue Bird of Joy<\/a><\/p>\n

Sometimes it takes a little blue bird to remind you that, in spite of life\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s hardships, joy can be found regardless of circumstance. Joyous NOSLO!<\/p>\n

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